Issue #1 · On Solana

WormholeWassie

One tiny bird. One wrong turn. Infinite worlds. He fell into a wormhole, came out the other side, and he has not stopped yelling WAO since.

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Wassie surfing the wormhole
WAO!
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The Lore

WAO #1 - The Adventures of Wormhole Wassie and the Mad Lad
Issue #1

Nobody told the Wassie the big swirly thing was a wormhole. He saw it, he thought it looked fun, he jumped. Classic.

Now he bounces from world to world in a helmet two sizes too big. Purple planets, cartoon cities, a space whale that gives rides if you ask nicely. His buddy in the flat cap tags along, mostly to make sure nobody loses the snacks.

There is no map. There is no plan. There is only the next portal and one word, shouted at full volume: WAO.

It started on April 17, 2025, when a comic cover showed up on the timeline. The Wassie took it from there.

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From the timeline
Wassie high-fiving his flat-cap buddy
Best buds. Worst navigators.

How to Buy

Four hops. Fewer than the Wassie makes before breakfast.

The Panels

Collected snapshots from the multiverse. Tap a panel.

Chart

SOON

The chart wakes up the second the contract drops. Wassie is warming up the portal.

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Join the Ride

Grab a helmet. Find the crew. Scream WAO with us.